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Room To Grow

Room To Grow

I hate karaoke. With a passion.

I’ve found there are two ways to win at that miserable game—neither of which I’m capable of.

  1. Wow the crowd with your incredible pipes
  2. Sing just bad enough and make it funny

After slogging through Bohemian Rhapsody, here are a few things I’m muttering to myself on the walk of shame back to a now lukewarm Shiner: